Me: Coffee grinder’s acting up
Jason: Huh. Sounds like it’s stuck. I’ll take a look at it.
Me: Could you *please* be careful and try not to get coffee grinds everywhere? I just wiped everything up.
Jason: Sends dirty look my direction. I’ll try.
Me: Thank you!
45 seconds later . . . .
Even my expectations were exceeded.
**Update upon Jason reading this post**
Jason: Well, it works now, doesn’t it?