Me: Ok. this doesn’t make any sense

Jason: What doesn’t?

Me: They’re in open space, and said that wreckage floating out there had been smoldering for a decade. Nothing would burn in space for a decade. What, did the ship have an endless supply of oxygen?

Jason:  . . . .

Me: Seriously, if they’re going to spend this much money on graphics and a plausible story, you would think they could get some basic aspects of physics right.

Jason: It is just a video game.

Me: But look at some of the creatures on these planets. They don’t even make sense for survival or the habitat.

Jason: You should stop over analyzing this. It’s a video game.

Me: But how are they able to survive -40C without their helmets on? And how will this inter-species love story work? Where would Scott even stick it?!

Jason: Go Away.

Me: NO. EXPLAIN TO ME HOW HE AND VETRA ARE GOING TO GET IT ON. SHE HAS DOUBLE KNEES.

Jason:  I’m done for today. Let’s take the dogs for a walk.