Me: Oh man, there must have been horses though here recently. That smells strong.

Jason: The flies have picked up too. Jeep turns up and around the corner 

Me: HOLY SHEEP!

Damn. That’s a lot of sheep. You want me to get out and move them along?

Jason: Don’t worry, I got this! I just finished playing Red Dead Redemption and learned everything I need to know about how to herd sheep.

Sheep blare unhappily and stare blankly at Jeep for several minutes

Jason: . . . .

Me:  . . . .

You want me to get out and help?

Jason: Yeah, actually. That would be great.

Me: Ok. Hang tight. I’ll be right back.