About Carpe

If you have come here seeking polite, civilized discourse,  you’re in the wrong fucking place.

I live in the mountains

I have one large furbeast and two small gremlins I cohabitate with.

Sailor Moon is my god. Now that I’m all grown up with a paycheck, I can buy all the plastic figurines I want.

The things I write about are things that actually happen to me, with minor artistic license for consistency and clarity (if there is such a thing.)